Cake Wrecks Gets A Reboot

With all the reboots hitting theaters lately, we here at Cake Wrecks have decided it's time to release our own reboots of beloved classics.

Starting with the oh-so iconic, "I Want Sprinkles!"

This reboot features a modern twist to the classic script, a more relatable color scheme for today's world, and is absolutely, positively guaranteed to ruin your childhood!

Did you love "It A Gril"?
Well, we're bringing it back! Now as:

"I's A Boy!"

And believe me, the new origin story is gonna be a real tier-jerker.

I saved the best for last, though.

Yep, buckle up, minions, because the Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys are getting a reboot.

It's dark.

It's gritty.

It's ripped from the headlines, cut into decorative strips, and modpodged onto a decorative end table.

IT IS:

The Naked Rasta-Wang Sky-Divers

"This time, the vegetable rodeo is going DOWN."

Thanks to Phyllis M., Beverly S., & Sabrina T. for taking one small step for wangs, one giant leap for wang-kind.

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