Mmmm, Crunchy!

Hey, kids! Do you know what tomorrow is?!

It's Chocolate Covered Anything Day!

[Kermit flail]

YAAAAAAAY!

Yep, today is the day when you can take anything and everything and cover it in CHOCOLATE!!!

And you thought chocolate-covered bacon was awesome.

Caught a fish on your camping trip?

Cover it in chocolate!

Wolf Spider crawling on you in the middle of the night?

COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE.

There's literally no end to the things you can cover in chocolate!

Right, guys?

Ew.

Um...

Hang on.

Dipped or sculpted?

[grabbing baker by lapels]

DIPPED OR SCULPTED?!

Well, whichever it is, you're going to larva this one:

*hurk*

 Okay, seriously. Japan? We need to talk.

[putting arm around Japan]

Look, I get it. You're fun! You're kooky! Hello Kitty and tentacles and all that. But chocolate covered beetles? Really? Is that even a thing?

It is?

*sigh*

Well, could you at least make them a little less creepy?

Apparently not.

Thanks to Kristina M., Cattie P., Jessica C., Amy M., & D.L., who will never look at that chocolate fountain in Golden Corral the same way again.

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.