The Leash Is Just For Show; It's Very Well Trained
It's "Take Your Houseplant For A Walk" day, in case you were wondering what I'm doing with this ficus.
::uncomfortable silence::
Soooo... I notice you don't have a plant with you.
::more silence::
That's alright, just head to your local bakery!
See, I'm sure this one needs to get out.
And this one could definitely use some fresh air.
Here Ron is attempting to shoo a cake plant outside:
Silly Ron. You have to WALK your flower cake.
Just look how sad this one is, waiting for someone to play catch with it:
Hey Ron, GO LONG.
Besides, think of all the social benefits of walking your plant cakes. The friends they'll make!
The mental health professionals you'll meet!
"What can I say? I'm a big cake fan. Bahahaha!"
"....ok Sheila but explain the leash."
So get on out there, minions, and walk a plant. Or a cake of a plant. We won't judge. Me and the ficus, we're pretty open-minded.
Thanks to Jamie D., Carri M., Ron B., Crystal B., Sara P., & Megan C. for being out standing their fields.
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