Instagram VS Reality, Vol. 2

I'm back with more lofty inspiration photos and the wrecks they inspired, because sometimes we all need to aim high, crash hard, and have a good laugh.

INSTAGRAM:

 REALITY:

robin+ell.ow.horrible+sweet+16.jpg

... Or maybe a good cry?

INSTAGRAM:

Kimberly+Sea-FB-cupcake+missasdfasdf.jpg

REALITY:

I checked.

It *IS* tinfoil.

The bride loved baseball, so this next one was what they ordered for her bridal shower.

INSTAGRAM:

mike+cot.lw.baseball+bridal+shower+request.jpg

REALITY:

mike+cot.ow.baseball+bridal+shower+result.jpg

Again. BRIDAL SHOWER.

I bet she needed a drink after that, eh?

And speaking of...

INSTAGRAM:

 REALITY:

Now we ALL need a drink.

And finally, my favorite:

INSTAGRAM:

Michelle+Wha.ow.requested+whale.jpg

 REALITY:

Michelle+Wha.ow.result+whale.jpg

"OH NO NOT AGAIN."

Raise your hand if you'll be seeing this in your nightmares later.

::raises both hands::

Thanks to Robin E., Kimberly S., Mike C., Olga F., & Michelle W. for the always welcome excuse to quote Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. That's always a whale of a time.
Oh wait, I found an adorable palate cleanser for us:

Color-Changing Whale Night Light

How cute is this?? He's squishy, too. Hm, I wonder if the cats need a nightlight... ?

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot: