LepreKHAAAAAAAAN
Eat your heart out, Snow White.
Spanky:
Potsy:
Toot Toot McStabby:
Yarmulke Joe:
Mc-Not-Appearing-In-This-Post:
And their ringleader,
Cheeky McButthead:
Ever heard of a brain fart? ALL THIS GUY.
I'd like to thank all the little people that made this post happen. Also Liz, Kate M., Brittanie M., Dan B., Nicole F., & Anony M.
*****
P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:
Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes
There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.
Good news, there's a Volume 2!
Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes, Vol II
This one has the word "spiffing" in the title AND comes with a lovely green-and-gold cover, so folks will recognize your sophisticated taste while begging you to stop telling these terrible, TERRIBLE jokes.