"Near-Miss Day" Hits Home

It's Near Near-Miss Day, minions, (we juuust missed it on Saturday) and I know *just* how to celebrate:

[singsong] With a UNICOOORN!

[head tilt]

Is... is that a beak?

K, icks-nay on the unicorns.
How 'bout a cute butterfly?

Er...

Elephant cupcakes?

Glass of wine? (Please?)

Arg.

C'mon, bakers, it's not like I'm asking for a star performance...

OH COME ON.

Tell ya what, guys, just slap down a few celebratory balloons, and we'll call it a day.

Oooh, festive.

Nope.

NOPE.

Seriously?

AND THAT'S A DAY.

Thanks to Brandi F., Leigh J., Amy H., Michelle, Kerri T., Daniel B., Hilary E., Claire, Eric P., & Joe V. for the farthest "near" misses of the day.

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