10 Absolutely Ridiculous Easter Cakes

"PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!!"

"Iiiittty bitty living space."

Ever wonder why cake decorators use so much plastic flotsam?

WONDER NO MORE.

Still, where there's a will to wreck, there is a way:

Bravo, wreckerators. BRAVO.

Because when I think of the resurrection of Jesus, I think of splattery tie-dye:

And carrots on a cross.

(I looked it up: carrots are NOT cruciferous vegetables. Dang it.)

Easter egg or old pepperoni?

Either way, WOW AM I IN THE EASTER SPIRIT.

Q: So how hard IS it to make an egg-shaped cake?

A: Oh, about that hard.

"Quick! To the Dimensionally Inaccurate Carrot Car, Bun-Man!"

"I'll be right behind you in the Electro Egg!!"

*zodzodzod*

"It's pronounced 'Buh-THEAD.'"

"And that's MISTER Butthead to you."

Confession: I actually love these and want a dozen of my very own:

Mostly because they remind me of this:

Thanks to Holly A., Kathy B., Nicole S., Jennie, Leslie G., Molly, Stacey K., Wesley T., Dimitra S., & Jenna M. for the excuse to post that clip. (The crocodile kills me. The wiggly feet! Ah!)

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