Lose Or Draw: There Is No "Win"

You've heard of "Win, Lose, or Draw?" Well, I think I found the cake version:

Write, Wreck, or Win!

Ok, so it doesn't have the same ring to it, but allow me to demonstrate.

Write:

Wreck:

Win!

Pretty fun, right?

Let's try another one.

Write:

Wreck:

Win!

Ok, last one:

Write:

(It was for a teacher, so they wanted a picture of an apple.)

Wreck:

(Don't worry, lady apple. 
He's not happy to see you. 
It's a worm.)

Win!

I mean that in the purely ironic sense, of course.

And finally, a helpful reminder that it's not just bakers:

Now that's a "win."

Insert thanks line here for Anony M., Venieca K., Naomi M., Cash, Marguerite, Joan, Stephanie B., Kaisa K., Robin R., & Andy K.

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