Meanwhile, At Hydra HQ...
"Minion! Did you take care of Captain America's shield?"
"Yes, commander! After today, that meddlesome schoolboy won't even recognize his shield."
"Exxxxcellent. Out of curiosity, what did you do?"
"Sir?"
"To Roger's shield. How did you sabotage it? Acid? Explosives? Radioactive vermin? What?"
"Oh. Um, I'm not sure 'sabotage' is the right word, sir."
"Then what DID you do, you fool?"
"Well..."
"YOU IDIOT."
"But, commander, wait 'til you see what I did to Iron Man's helmet!"
"And Thor's hammer!"
"Gah, you're even worse at baking than you are at minioning. Do you have anything else to say for yourself?
"Um... Hail... Hyera?"
"That's it. YOU'RE FIRED."
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