With Apologies To Gloria Estefan: The Turds Get In The Way

::grabbing microphone::
::singing soulfully::

But the turds get in the way

 

There's so much I want to say!

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But it's locked deep inside

"UNNNNNNNGGG"

... and if you look at these flies

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You many never eat again!

 I could even start to cry

Before we warn this guy:

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I'm tryin' to "congrulate" you

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But the turds

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... get in the way!

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Thanks to Anony M., Brittany N., Monique R., Ali D., Trish K., Rhonda B., Kirsten W., Nelson T., & Maria G. for the earworm, and for being my #2 fans.

*****

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