With Apologies To Gloria Estefan: The Turds Get In The Way
::grabbing microphone::
::singing soulfully::
But the turds get in the way
There's so much I want to say!
But it's locked deep inside
"UNNNNNNNGGG"
... and if you look at these flies
You many never eat again!
I could even start to cry
Before we warn this guy:
I'm tryin' to "congrulate" you
But the turds
... get in the way!
Thanks to Anony M., Brittany N., Monique R., Ali D., Trish K., Rhonda B., Kirsten W., Nelson T., & Maria G. for the earworm, and for being my #2 fans.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: