PERILOUS PERIL
It's Friday the 13th, and wreckerators are up to their old tricks:
Cakes that stare:
Cakes that WOULD stare if they had a face:
Menacing snowman heads playing golf:
(I think?)
Gratuitous use of berry topping:
(Is that a number 3 or a heart? And why does it scare me either way?)
Alarming cakes for 6-year-olds:
(When I was 6 I liked Winnie-the-Pooh, is all I'm saying.)
And of course, HORSE HEADS FOR EVERYONE.
You get a creepy horse head, and YOU get a creepy horse head, EVERYBODY GETS A CREEPY HORSE HEEEEAD!!
Happy Friday the 13th, y'all. Watch out for suspiciously large bakery boxes, k?
And thanks to Roberta, Danielle M., Karen M., Katie N., Anna B., & Maja V. for being the only neigh-sayer.
P.S. I feel duty-bound to inform you that these are less than $13 on Amazon:
