These Bakers Are Hard Core

Ever feel like bakers are speaking a whole 'nother language?

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WELL THEY'RE NOT.

(Yes, yes, I realize you can't expect bakeries to know other languages. I also realize this is still funny.)

 

I've learned over my years here at CW that if I don't understand a cake design, it's probably a sports ball thing. So tell me, sports ball peeps:

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Da heck?

 

I'm going to mix things up and do today's Missed Mark in reverse.
Let's see if you can guess what this is supposed to be:

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I'll even give you a hint: it's school related.

Give up?

That's ok. So did the baker.

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(Why would someone want an apple core cake anyway? What's next, cakes of crumbled milk cartons and used pudding cups?)

 

Usually I blur out bakery labels, but this next one was a paid ad. So clearly, Walmart WANTS everyone to see it:

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"HNNNRRRRRGGGG!"

(That was my impression of a wookiee roar. I can tell you're impressed.)

 

And finally:

Um...

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...and here WE were all hoping for a baby.

 

Thanks to Jon S., Brittany W., Katelyn C., Lynaa W., & Matthew K. for taking us to the gun and glitter show.

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And for the glitter baby who has everything:

Rhinestone Pacifier & Clip Set

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