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Many of you know I love misheard cake orders the most, but I ESPECIALLY love them when they end up saying something they really shouldn't.

Like the patriotic bar event, "Red, White, & Brews!"

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Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark.

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You know how some folks go by a single letter for their name, like J or T? And how those people are obviously undercover MIB agents?

Well, Agent P always has a rough time around his birthday:

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Especially since he keeps neuralizing the bakers, so they don't remember for next year.

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And finally, this one's puzzling in a few ways:

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1) Is this FOR Miss Piggy? Because there's no comma.

2) If it's not for Miss Piggy, then how exactly is the cake recipient supposed to enjoy her?

3) On second thought, don't answer that.

4) NO BACON JOKES, I MEAN IT

5) Anybody want a peanut?

Thanks to Emma D., Jessica T., & Louisa F. for not hogging the cake.

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You're probably expecting something bacon related down here, but I decided the bacon bandaids were too weird. SO...

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And from my other blog, Epbot: