IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD
I feel like bakers are trying to tell us something, you guys.
I'm just not sure WHAT.
Speak to me, Deadpan Penguin! What is it? What's wrong?
Is a festive volcano about to blow?
Are alien body-snatchers among us?
Adult acne? More than some of us may hypothetically already have?
Maybe I'm reading too much into this next one, but I think it's saying:
"YOU'RE IN TROUBLE."
(That's our #1 problem!)
Or maybe bakers are just messing with us. Maybe NOTHING's wrong, and they think we're a bunch of nincompoops.
Or maybe
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!
But probably not.
Well, whatever bakers are trying to tell us this season...
May yours be volcano, body-snatchers, and acne free.
Thanks to Jason & Amy, Tovah, Julia S., Aaron R., Lauren W., Anony M., Dezy, Natasha C., Fran V., Jennifer C., & Marsha W. for the goodwill to wise guys.
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P.S. Oh hey, if you enjoy looking for meaning in garbled messages - or that pleasant sensation of having your face stretched at the dentist - then this is the game for you:
Watch Ya' Mouth Ultimate Edition Game
This game legit comes with a retainer that stretches your lips out while your try to read tongue twisters. If you've ever seen the video of Tiffany Jenkins & her sister playing this, then you know it gets super hysterical super fast. And hey, we need all the entertaining diversions we can get right now, right?
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And from my other blog, Epbot: