It Begins

♫ It's beginning to look a lot like ♪

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Ev'rywhere you go
Take a look at that blog by Jen

It's pushing out wrecks again

With "candy canes"

And snowman sprains, oh no!

It's beginning to look a lot like

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Balls on ev'ry tree

But the wreckiest sight you'll find

Are the Santas that "unwind"

...and you can't un-see!

Thanks to Nancy D., Anony M., Laura R., Ginny V., Lisa E., Hannah P., Eleanore R., & Carla R. for the jollies.

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My friend Kate was telling me how she and some co-workers did a White Elephant exchange over Zoom this week: everyone showed pictures of appropriately sized boxes for what they planned to buy, then revealed the products as each person "unwrapped" it. Then at the end, they all ordered & mailed the gifts to each other! Genius!

If you have any White Elephant exchanges yourself this year, then this option's a real gas:

Tootin' Santa Butt Ornament

It farts Deck The Halls, y'all. How could you pass that up?

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And from my other blog, Epbot: