I Swear It's Only Powdered Sugar, Officer...

It's National Flirting Week, minions, and I have a few suggestions for getting the ball rolling with your new crush.

 

OPTION 1: The Conversation Starter

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A semi-interesting factoid with just the right dash of mystery.
Guaranteed to make an impression.

 

OPTION 2: Get Right To The Point

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"You can't HANDLE the truth!"

 

OPTION 3: Try Something Cute And Funny!

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(By the excellent Giggle Girls Cakery)

*wink*

...unless of course your crush works in law enforcement.

Then don't do that.

 

Thanks to Kelly L., Steven H., & Stacy B. for the not-so-wise crack.

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Er, for those of you who prefer chicken and waffles, I found the perfect earrings:

Chicken & Waffles Earrings

How cute are these?!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: