FILL 'ER UP
Not-So-Frozen Cupcakes:
Because some people are worth melting for?
[bah dum CHA!]
Chris And The Untouchable Footwear:
It actually took me a minute to realize what this was supposed to say.
Now I feel so... empty.
#ThatWasAHint
#NoticeTheLackOfShoePuns
#StraightLaced
#OkJustOne
#NoIDontKnowWhatVOTBSIs
#WhyAmIUsingHashTagsThisIsntTwitter
A grocery chain that shall not be named is doing a big Monopoly-themed promotion this month, so naturally, they had their bakers break open a game of Monopoly... and do this:
Mmm, Crisco-soaked paper.
(Do not pass "GO," do not collect $200.
JUST GO TO JAIL.)
Speaking of old board games, it's pretty clear this next baker doesn't...
[sunglasses]
HAVE A CLUE.
Words cannot describe the wild hope that seized my heart when I saw this cake:
...but sadly, I don't think that's the baker's actual credit card number.
Dangit.
Thanks to Aeron B., Cheree G., Jefferson L., Michelle R., & Tom S., who knows the only way to stop a charging baker... is to feel their shoes.
*****
I know I'm a couple of years late on this, but did you know there's a Downton Abbey version of Clue?!
Instead of murder weapons this version comes with tokens of items that were stolen, including a pocket watch, bow tie, and "lavender loaf." POSH POSH.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
