Perfectly Lovely And "BIG AND THICK"

This is a perfectly lovely wedding cake, you guys. Perfectly lovely.

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[side eye]

But I'm not the only one who sees it, right?

#DirtyMindsUnite

 

This little girl is thinking, "I can ALSO spell better than you, dude."

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Such a nice chocolate wine glass, and then...

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WHY?!

 

When You Ask For A Rainbow, But Your Baker Is, Like, SUPER Lazy:

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And finally, quite possibly the most inappropriate literal LOL I've ever featured:

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This is why you really have to watch your phrasing in a bakery, minions. o.0

 

Thanks to Mackenzie K., Sharon F., Anony M., Ashly K., & Joanna M., who no doubt had some 'splaining to do at little Liana's party.

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Hey, you know what's ALSO big and thick?

3D Bread Loaf Pillow

Hey, I'm on a roll. How could I not rise to the occasion?

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