FLAMING PEA PODS I SAY
May is "Homeschooling Awareness Month", parents, which I'm sure you'll find as deliciously ironic as I do... by maybe next August.
Here's one from every home-schooled kid to their parent/teachers right now:
SORRY
Also maybe focus on spelling and grammar this week?
And here's one from every homeschooling parent to their kids after you all survive the rest of the school year:
Jejus is so proud of y'all.
If you're feeling left out, don't worry; it's also "Flexible Work Arrangement Week" (BAHAHAHAHAAA) and Mental Health Month, which at the moment go together like two peas in a pod. That's on fire.
“This is fine.”
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
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I don't actually know what that is, but it sure seems ominous.
I'm glad at least one baker understands the importance of talking things out through all this:
Advantages of cake therapy:
1) Cake doesn't judge
2) Cake always listens
3) Cake tastes delicious when your session time is up
Or hey, let the cake do the talking for you!
If you don't identify with this right now you're either not quarantined with anyone, or yesterday you were the annoying one. :p
Thanks to Kendra W., Jan M., Lesley G., Renee R., Megan W., Leigh M., & Hank C. for proving all snarky house notes should be made using cake.
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Speaking of house notes, whether you're feeling snarky or sweet, this listing has funny note options for just about every conceivable situation:
Each pad has 50 tear-off sheets, and the checkbox options are a riot to read through.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
