At This Point My Houseplants Get Out More Than I Do
It's "Take Your Houseplant For A Walk Day," minions, and wow are the plants excited.
Just look how happy this flower is to see you.
[insert "stamen-a" joke here]
Of course taking your ficus for walkies is nothing compared to some of the strange occasions bakers celebrate. You know, like "Swirling Vortex Of Outdated Technology" Day.
Remember when we'd answer our cellphones by yelling, "TALK! TALK!"?
That was fun.
Or there's "Add A Space After 'THE' To Turn One Word Into Two" Day:
I hear the spian's are real characters.
And let's not forget "Fuzzy Phallic Couch Day!"
Or wait, was it "Tanks For The Memories" Day? I always get those two confused.
::head tilt::
Huh.
Well, whichever this is, I'm sure it'll go out with a bang.
Thanks to Keith I., Beth, Suzy M., & Jerry L., who tells me that last cake isn't a couch OR a tank; it's a dog. Um... we can see that, Jerry, but what's it *supposed* to be?
;)
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If you want to stick with just celebrating your houseplants today, then how about keeping one in your very own tiny house hippo?
