The Dog Days of "Bummer"
Today is National Dog Day! Quick! Make a cake effigy of your favorite pooch and slit its throat!
See, NOW it's a party.
(Also, I just realized "your favorite pooch" could have gone a very different direction. So you're welcome.)
As an unabashed cat person (CATS RULE, DOGS SNIFF YOUR CROTCH), I must admit to the occasional evil snicker over stuff like this:
::snicker::
Perhaps even a bit of a chortle:
Ahehheheheehe
Or the teensiest, tiniest, guffaw:
MWAHAHHAAAAAHAAAA!
And since I showed you that cat autopsy cake that one time, this seems only fair:
I'm guessing the customer specified NO NUTS.
[....]
Ahem.
So, in conclusion:
Happy Dog Day, e'erbody!
Thanks to Andrea W., Meredith H., Annabel J., April A., Emily Z., & Krysmon for the doggone treasures.
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In these days of social distancing I know a bunch of people who need this t-shirt:
