The Sum Of All Tiers

It's "Math Story Telling Day," minions, but I don't see many equations on cakes. I do see a lot of numbers, though, and hoo boy, do those tell some stories.

Stories of reflection:

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...and confusion:

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Stories of time-travel!

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(In the future, "tlera" will be the new "Jennifer." YOU READ IT HERE FIRST.)

And stories of ominous foreshadowing:

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That evil smiley face says you better watch out, 1st Trent. Just ask 71th Donna:

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Then there's the tragic tale of kicking Carol while she's down:

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Harsh.

But on the bright side, some people are celebrating the little things in life:

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Like happy poops.

That reminds me: we all know about #1 and #2, but apparently #3 is the dirtiest:

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o.0


Thanks to Heidi D., Josh M., Amnesty, Amanda P., J.S., Alisha L., Tanya H., & Sasha S. for making these wrecky moments count.
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P.S. Anyone else have The Count from Sesame Street on the brain?

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How 'bout now? :D

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And from my other blog, Epbot: