The Anti-Valentine
Not feeling the love today? Then here, try these Valentines on for sighs.
'Cuz nothing says romance like necrotic tissue!
Another sure-fire mood-killer? Faded pictures of screaming children on motorcycles:
He's yelling, "EWW WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING??"
Maybe you don't want to kill the mood so much as make it really, really confusing:
"Weight 4 me?" "Weight 4 me?" How does that even make sense? I mean, look, I love puns. "Bee Mine" with a honey bee? I'm on board. "I love EWE" with a lil sheep? Adorbz. But what the heck is "Weight 4 me" with a heart lifting hearts? Is this just so meta my brain can't handle it? Who even says "wait for me" on Valentine's Day, much less says it so often they need a visual play on words? How is this a thing? Who thought this was a good idea? AAAAUGGH!
[patting hair back into place]
Ahem.
And finally, when you just plain want to be a jerk:
There's this:
See, it's funny, because the person who ordered this cake probably got the cake thrown at them. Here's hoping, anyway.
Thanks to Jenn W., Gabrielle N., Candi, & Jamie G. for giving us a good idea what NOT to do.
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This made me laugh, and seems appropriate with today's cakes:
A Horrible Idea Graphic Tee
It comes in 15 different colors, hit the link to see them all.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: