Spring Me

Tomorrow is the first day of Spring, minions, so forget the forecast, throw on some flip-flops, and break out the finger flowers!

AW YEAH FINGER FLOWERS.

(At least it beats a knuckle sandwich? Yes? No? Shall I show myself out?)

Yep, there's nothing like Spring flowers, with all their bountiful riots of color:

...and cheer:

...and color:

...and unintentional wangs:

Those are some flowers with serious... stamen-a.

(Pollination humor HEYOOOO.)

So whether you're currently freezing your daisy dukes off or cranking the A/C like a pansy, here's wishing you a very:

I think it's Dutch.

Thanks to Amy H., Heather B., Sara S., Mica, Ashley F., & Steven V. for putting the "zing" back in "Speinz." Or something. I dunno. Look, it's Friday. You're lucky I'm even HERE today.

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In honor of Spring allow me to present the product reviewers are calling "the best thing I’ve ever bought after 40 hours without sleep."

A shower curtain of Jeff Goldblum casually lounging with a gorilla.

This thing has hundreds of 5-star ratings, and I'm gonna be honest here, the fact that so many people have this hanging in their bathrooms really renews my faith in humanity.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: