And Boobie, When You Call Me, You Can Call Me Hell

It's time for part 2 of fabulous new nicknames! (Click here for part 1.)

Another 3-letter-name goes up in flames:

(Aw, Hal.)

Let's see if you can guess the rest without any help:

"The 'N' is silent."

Whether you're Stephen with a 'ph' or Steven with a 'v,' I've got you covered:

It's pronounced "Stiv-FEN."
'Cuz you put the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAble.

Oh, that's Rich.

If ever a wreck deserved "congram," it's this one.

Remember: Always be yourself - unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.

Especially if you're this guy.

(Before you yell at me, the name IS misspelled.)

And now, to show off my 'Street cred:

Mana Mana
Do DOO de doo-doo
Mana Mana
De DOO DOO DOO
Mana Mana
De DOO de doo-doo, de doo-doo, de doo-doo
de DO DO DOO-DOO DO KILL ME NOW.

Ahem.

Sure, I know it's tough having your own birthday cake misspelled, but hey, even celebrities aren't immune! Case in point; here's comedian Jim Gaffigan's birthday cake:

Or, as I like to call him, The Big D-gim.

Thanks to Hal B., Meagan C., Monica S., Sarah K., Patricia S., Melene H., Rachel J., Robyn R., Sam H., Sharon W., & Desay for telling the Big D-gim that the Grand Jennizzle says "howdy."

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P.S. Now that I've given you the ear worm, you can buy the t-shirt!

Women's "Mahna Mahna" V-Neck Shirt

It also comes in a bunch more colors.

The men's cut has a slightly different design, but is equally awesome.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: