Happy Birthday, White Guy!
Sarah C. writes,
"I was answering a hundred questions while ordering the cake for my husband, Guy's, birthday.
'Cake?'
'Yellow.'
'Icing?'
'Buttercream.'
'What do you want it to say?'
'Happy Birthday, Guy.'
'What color do you want that written in?'
'White.'
"When I went back to pick it up, the woman at the bakery - who wasn't the decorator - gave me a strange look."
And I think I see why:
"And all the fishes say I'm pretty fly for a (White) Guy!"
Thanks to Sarah C., who agrees that (White) Guy is looking awful green.
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P.S. I tried to find a good birthday gift for a white Guy, and I think this is the clear winner:
We all know a Guy with a BBQ, right? You get five teflon mats and a silicone brush set for $13 Prime, and these are a best-seller with RAVE reviews. Apparently you still get the lines from the grill on your steak or chicken, but none of the mess!
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
