Three Wrecks Guaranteed To Make Your Eye Twitch
This cookie cake is the visual equivalent of cruising down a smooth, freshly paved highway... and having your front tire fall off:
Oooh. So close.
This one's more like tripping and falling in front of a bunch of people, then getting up like nothing happened and limping off with a whistle just to show you meant to do that:
Bad news, Moms-To-Be: you're about to experience painful contractions.
Ahh, but nothing, NOTHING compares to reading this last cake aloud:
And that's how you sound like a Southern Belle wishing her hoo-haw a happy birthday, y'all.
Thanks to Melissa B., Desiree P., & Deedra G. for inflicting that fabulous new nickname on Virginias everywhere.
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P.S. Speaking of things that make your head hurt, a friend recently got me this gel cap for my migraines, and sweet icy Stay Puft, y'all, it's amazing:
I have a huge head and a lot of hair, so it's pretty snug on me, but the extra pressure with the cold is heavenly during a migraine. I used to hold a cold pack and keep shifting it around from side to side, but this wraps my entire skull in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.
I keep the gel cap sealed in the fridge all the time now, so I can grab it as soon as a headache starts up. The cold only lasts 15-20 minutes, but it's 1000% worth it in my book, highly recommend.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
