The Far Side Of Cake, Vol 11
If Dr. Seuss wrote naughty adult books:
I do not like them
Sam-I-Am
I do not like
Green eggs and wang
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Of course, those who knew what to look for could see the early signs of favoritism:
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...then after he lost the Geico gig, he did a series of humiliating spots for a local Hot Dog stand.
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Days turned to weeks, and weeks to months. Then, one chilly Fall morning, they found them:
10 pristine John Deere hats, carefully arranged around the meadow edges - but not a single tractor in sight.
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"Loves: nature, hunting his kids, volunteering."
Just another reminder of the importance of proper comma use, my friends.
Thanks to Erin H., Amber M., Erin B., Julia K., & Sober (ha!) for setting our sights on the far side.
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P.S. Now that it's *almost* scarf weather in Florida let me show you my new favorite find:
Y'all. It's soft, it goes with everything, and it's a giant CVS receipt. Talk about the best reveal when someone compliments your look!
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
