They're Just Really Thankful To See You

It's our favorite time of year, minions:

POO WANG SEASON!

Yep, time to hang the traditional Poo Wang bunting (heyooo), pull up a chair (heyooo), and watch with gleeful abandon as bakers attempt - mostly in vain, since we all have the minds of 12-year-olds here - to make a turkey cake that doesn't look like poop or peepees or both.

Hehehhehehehe.

Hehhehehehhehe.

What was that I said about "in vein"?

Eh, never mind.

And lest you think this problem is only limited to turkey cakes, BEHOLD:

It's the "Horn" of "Plenty!"

It's a real cornucopia of earthly delights, IF you catch my drift...ing giant orange dong.

But remember, some turkey cakes are growers, not show-ers:

Also it's cold in here.

Now, I know what you're thinking: What if the bakers added legs on all the turkeys? Wouldn't that make them less, you know, heady? Less trouser weasel-y? Less cock-a-doodle-doo?

The answer is no.

No, it would not.

Besides, look at this poor fellow:

Scared stiff!

Thanks to Legot, Rebekah W., Anony M., Cat F., Sarah I., Carri B., Morgan C., & A.C. for the festive fowl play.

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P.S. I've been raving about Fresh Cut Paper bouquets for a while now, but they just launched an EXTRA LARGE size, and minions, it is majestic:

FreshCut Pop-Up Sunflower Bouquet

You can send these straight from Amazon, so no need to pay extra shipping, and since they fold flat for storage your loved ones can display them year after year. Big, BIG fan of these, plus they have lots more flowers and styles to choose from, go see.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: