Out of office reply
Hello and thank you for visiting Cake Wrecks, where all of your hopes for humanity are dashed on a daily basis. Sadly, we are unable to meet your humor requirements today due to:
__ Travel
__ Zombie Apocalypse
__ A pack of wild rodents gnawing off our extremities
__ All of the above
X Nap time
Instead, please take this opportunity to entertain yourself by:
- Correcting this cake:
- Guessing what this is supposed to be:
- Brainstorming at least three (3) suitable puns for this:
Always Butterflies: Now with wings!
- Writing a short story to explain this scene:
Suggested title: Revenge of the lobsters
- Leaving a colorful message after the beep.
*beep*
Thanks to Gin M., Lori R., Elaine K., and Anne M. for continuing to hold.
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P.S. Hey fellow book lovers, I just found what may be the prettiest bookmark EVER, check this out:
Metal Feather Charm Bookmark
It's like jewelry for your book! You can choose from gold or silver - or get both, because they're on sale this week for less than $9 each! I won't judge.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: