Guns, Cupcakes, And A Unicorn That Looks Like Elvis

The End Is Nigh! Quick, grab the essentials!

(That's peanut butter cake, right?)
(EXCELLENT.)

Misspelled?
Check.
Sperm balloons?
Checkity check.
Unintentionally suggestive inscription?

CHECK, PLEASE.

They tell me this is supposed to be a unicorn:

Yeeeeeeah.

I love it when things get so weird that even the baker doesn't know what's going on:

There's a metaphor for life in here somewhere.

And finally, ever have something that's meant to be sweet & solemn strike you as funny?

If not, then prepare to judge me.

IN YOUR FACE.

Thanks to Jenn A., Michelle V., Cassandra F., Christina T., & Dulcie H. for the truly groovy unicorn. A thank you. A thankyouverymuch.

*****

P.S. Brace yourself for our cheesiest product review yet:

King Arthur Better Cheddar Cheese Powder

So John is a popcorn fanatic, and has spent a lifetime sampling every kind of cheese popcorn he can find. His all-time favorite is from a mall kiosk called Doc Popcorn, where they pop and mix it fresh, but he reports the next best thing is adding this cheese powder to a bag of microwave popcorn.

John's tried half a dozen top-rated cheese powders on Amazon, and reports King Arthur is the winner for the most tangy cheesiness - with Hoosier Hill Farm at a close second. (And Hoosier Hill has twice as much for the same price, so it's the better bargain.)

So hey, if you love fresh-popped, punch-you-in-the-face cheesey cheese popcorn, try this! And according to the reviews you can also use it to make cheese sauce (just add butter and milk), sprinkle it on veggies, soups, baked potatoes... I mean, it's cheese, y'all. What's not to love?

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot: