I Bet The Unicorn Wasn't The Only One Crying

You know those unicorn cakes that are all the rage right now? Like this?

(By Rosanna Pansino)

 

Well, this bakery tried to recreate one, and you guys...

It's just sad.

Huh. I always figured unicorn tears would be more glittery.

 

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Megan's baker said she could make these Abby Cadabby cookies:

(By Pink Little Cake)

 

But instead, well, let's just say there were a lot of long faces at the party that day:

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And finally, I think the next baker was trying to make this Tinkerbell cake:

SO CUTE.

 

Er...

 

Brace yourselves.

 
 

"Here's lookin' at you, screaming kid."

 

Thanks to Jean T., Megan P., & Paul P. for that PSA on the dangers of excess eyeliner.

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P.S. Am I really going to use that Tinkerbell wreck as an excuse to mention my favorite liquid eyeliner?

Yes, yes I am.

Nano Liner


Listen, once you hit 40 you tend to want thinner eyeliners, in the hopes that at least SOME of your eyeshadow will still show under your drooping eye flaps. I transitioned from brush liners to felt tips years ago, and the Nano is my gold standard: crisp, thin lines, a flexible felt tip that makes wings vastly easier, and best of all, it costs less than $7, y'all. What whaaaaat. Trust me, buy two.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: