Freaky Friday

I've heard things can get a little creepy in bakeries after dark, but I'm sure that's all just in people's heads.

Er... right?

So, um... heh, say, what do you suppose is in this big hump?

I mean, not that I'm worried or anything...

But seriously, WHAT'S IN THE HUUUUMP?

o.0

Well, golly, look at the time!

I really must be goAAAAAAAUUUGH!!

Please don't open your eyes, please don't open your eyes, pleasedon'topenyoureyes...

Thanks to Jeremy C., Alana F., Karin K., Nicole B., Rose C., & Anony M. for not including pics of just the eye on a plate. Because I need to sleep again someday.

*****

P.S. Am I really going to use that nightmare fuel as an excuse to mention my favorite liquid eyeliner?

Yes, yes I am.

Nano Liner

Listen, once you hit 40 you tend to want thinner eyeliners, in the hopes that at least SOME of your eyeshadow will still show under your drooping eye flaps. I transitioned from brush liners to felt tips years ago, and the Nano is my gold standard: crisp, thin lines, a flexible felt tip that makes wings vastly easier, and best of all, it costs less than $7, y'all. What whaaaaat. Trust me, buy two.