Time to Chicken Out
You guys, Easter is this Sunday!
Quick!
Let's terrorize some children!
"Ohh nooo!"
Oh, YES, 'fraidy cat half-chicken! For far too long now, Easter has been the holiday of the cute and cuddly. Well, NO MORE.
"It's PAYBACK time, beechez."
"Bwahaha!"
"Yeah. Just you wait 'til I roll over there, kids. Just you wait.
"Right, Bugsy?"
"Ohh yes. Meet your hippity-hoppity nightmare, young whippersnappers!"
Or shall I introduce you to the Ghost of Easters Past?
Alright. This chick is toast!
Now, brave Wreckies, if ye do doubt your courage - or your strength! - come nae further!
For DEATH awaits you all...
...with nasty, big, pointy teeth!!
[blink blink]
Um....
Soooo...
Lamb chop, anyone?
Thanks to Shannon C., Heather, Summer B., Jekka G., Candice C., Danna F., Rachel P., & Jennifer D., who tell me that goes great with mint jelly filling.
Now: run awaaaay!!
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P.S. There's still time to give the kids in your life an egg-cellent read for Easter this weekend:
This is the #1 best-seller in its category, only $10, and I hear it's a real gas.
