If St. Patrick's Day Was A Horror Movie

[movie announcer voice]
It's the slasher/horror/thriller of the season, and it's coming... FOR YOU.

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But, like, in a scary way. (Perv.)

 

You WILL be scared.

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[Wilhelm scream]

 

You WILL have questions.

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"Hang on, how do mutant shamrocks even HOLD knives? I mean, if you think abo...
AAAAAAAANEVERMINDRUUUUUUN!"

 

You MAY lose your lunch.

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"Dangit, Darryl!!"

 

So pucker up, baby:

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...and get ready...

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"Why's it always have to be snakes?"

 

...to kiss your Blarney stone... goodbye.

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COOKIE PUSS GETS LUCKY
the horror show you'll never believe is family-friendly, but it is, honest, just maybe don't google that exact phrase with your 'safe search' off.

COMING SOON.

...IN A SCARY WAY.

 

Thanks to Alexandra F., Sharon S., Jenn L., Dee C., Gina L., Rhonda M., & Jess R. for striking gold with these finds.

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