Mist Marx
And once again, everyone's* favorite:
MISSED MARKS!!!
(*May not be your favorite. You may prefer cakes that look like wangs. Which is totally cool. Weirdo.)
Ashton H. wanted a pretty princess carriage like this:
...but I think she picked it up after midnight.
Womp WOMP.
Felicia F. ordered this stunner for her Uncle's birthday:
"I like... GOOOOLD!"
But instead, she just got stunned:
Shoulda gone with a schmoke an' a pancake.
Also, sometimes I like to amuse myself by referencing Austin Powers villains.
Because everyone needs a hobby.
Jyoti K. asked for this adorable princess cake:
D'awww.
But instead, got this:
D'aaaaauuuugh!
Nicholas W. actually had his baker send HIM this photo, saying this is what the cake would look like:
Nice!
Soooo...
Turns out...
It didn't really look like that.
And finally, Roshnid H. ordered this peacock cake:
Now, I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking, "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if Roshnid's cake ended up looking like the Loch Ness monster with a bunch of shaving cream on its nose?"
Well, my friend, YOU ARE IN LUCK.
Because yes:
Yes, it would.
Thanks to Ashton H., Felicia F., Jyoti K., Nicholas W., & Roshnid H., who suspects that may actually just be a floating log - but WE BELIEVE.
*****
Speaking of Nessie: this is amazing and CLEARLY we all need one:
