Peter Parker Would NOT Be Proud

♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

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Does whatever a spider can!

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Spins a web
Any size!

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Catches thieves
Between his thighs

 

LOOK OUT!

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♫ Here comes the Spider-Maaaan!

 

Is he strong? Listen, Bud

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Spider-Man is a total stud

 

He can float, he can fly!

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Just look into
his soulful eyes

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OH YEAH

 

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♫ That's totally Spider-Maaaaaan

 

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We swear it's Spider-Maaaaaan

 

What do you mean you want your money back look it says "Spider-Maaaaaan."

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Here's comes the Spider-MAAAAAAAN!
[jazz hands!]

 

Thanks to Kayte K., Amanda N., Liz D., Elisabeth T., Shoddyan, Sarah, Amanda S., Daniel & Kat, Anony M., & Carissa M. for finding the best wrecks on the Web.

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