Sexy Mommy Knows Best
Bakers, you're going to have to trust me on this, but there's a difference - a BIG difference - between "sexy mama,' and "sexy mommy."
Especially on a "Hoppy 21th" birthday cake.
Just... no. Stop it.
And speaking of uncomfortable sexy things, you know that feeling when you're staring at a pair of thong underwear for way too long wondering why there's SO MUCH HAIR on the bottom and then suddenly you're like, "Oh, it's a hat." ?
That was me today before lunch.
And finally, there are lots of Marks and Marcs out there, but today we're wishing a "Happy Brithday" to Marc-with-the-C:
That's right, live it up, all you Marcs! We could use more C-men in our lives.