The Two "No"s Know That Nose

ATTN BAKERS:

1) This is not how you build "character"

Mmm. Cactus-y.

2) Worms are never appetizing.

Like, never ever ever.

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Speaking of character cakes, does anyone else think Mickey Mouse had work done?

I mean, that nose is definitely a little smaller.

This bakery told Helen her cake had no room for writing, but they *could* give her a "Happy Birthday" plaque to stick on top. She agreed...

....and got this:

BONUS REACTION SHOT:

Our thoughts exactly.

And lastly, Shannon asked her bakery to write "Happy Birthday From" and then use a graphic of her company's logo.

And would you believe THEY DID?! - except with one small, un-asked-for addition:

Let's zoom in, shall we?

High-five, Shannon's baker. HIGH FIVE.

Thanks to Jenny S., Karen R., Deanna B., Helen G., & Shannon J. for the new life goals.

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Maybe I can't feed you cake, but I CAN show you this adorable Minnie Mouse pop-up one:

LovePop Minnie Mouse Pop-Up Card

The listing says this adorable card is for birthdays, but it's really all-occasion, and would be a sweet pick-me-up to mail to that friend you can't visit right now.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: