Wreckage Most Foul
Hey bakers, I'm thinking birds today.
Whaddaya got?

I see.
...what else ya got?

::squints::

::head tilt::

AAAAAAAAAAA!
AND WHAT IS A "PENQUIN?"
Never mind.
I think the important take-away here, minions, is that even when you don't give a hoot, you can still give... a poop:

WELL OWL BE.
Small naked cartoon child: "Mr. Bowel, how many licks does it take NOPE NOPE DID NOT THINK THIS JOKE THROUGH NOPE.
Thanks to Eileen, Jodee R., Naomie H.,Lauren D., & Alysia B., who may or may not remember this commercial, but most DEFINITELY are craving a Tootsie Pop now:
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Because of course we have to link to some Tootsie Pops…