Wreckin' On The Dock Of The Bay

Sittin' in the morning sun

(oops)

I like wreckin' 'til the evening comes!

Stuffin' some flotsam in.

Grab another cake and do it again.

Yeah...

I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay.

I thought that's what they wanted to say!

Oooo -oo -oo -ooo

I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay...

Meh, looks fine. (Hiiii-iiine.)

The cake you want'll bore ya.

Thought I'd go a disco way.

I got nothin' against George.

It's just I'm tired of frosting him all day.

So...

I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay.

No one could read the French, anyway!

Ooh!

Maybe they'll be dockin' my pay...

Nah, it's fine.

Thankfully, our faithful Wreckporters -- Laurel G., Anna C., Kate P., Stacey W., Sammi K., Kathryn R., Bath C., Sylvie C., and Teresa P. -- weren't wasting time. Now, I think I'm supposed to end this with harmonic whistling, so here goes...

::whistles badly for 3 seconds::

Nope, hang on, I found a prettier option:

A rainbow whistling tea kettle? YES PLEASE.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

School Daze

Hey kids! So you’re officially back in school!

I guess we all know how you feel about that.

If it's any consolation, your parents feel the same way when they pay for your school supplies.

("How can you possibly need 37 1-inch plain white view binders?!?")

Supplies in hand, you'll be learning important life skills like:

How to follow directions:

... handwriting:

... and the importance of finishing your work:

(Also, irony.)

What will your favorite subject be?

Math?

Social Studies?

(That extra one on the bottom really pulls the whole thing together, doesn't it?)

Spelling and Grammar?

Or maybe you're one of those kids who likes P.E.:

(I was not, so that "bat" sums up my feelings perfectly.)

Whichever it is, remember to go easy on your new teachers; chances are they're still in vacation mode, too.

Scholarly thanks to Amanda M., Colleen M., T.S., Molly McG., Steve V., Patrick T., Annette H., Heather Y., Oomps62, Michelle M., & Julie, who followed our submission guidelines perfectly -- I guess they paid attention in school.