Friday Favs 08/26/16

Some of my favorite new submissions this week:

We bid farewell to the Olympics this week, but thankfully, this baker will always carry the... uh...

...flaming poo wang.

Birthday girl Jenna Claire is allergic to tree nuts. Unfortunately, this means she had to share her cake with "Trez Hats".

(If you think that handwriting is bad, imagine what the order form looked like.)

And for little Ava's birthday, her folks splurged and got her the lovechild of Satan and Minnie Mouse:

[chipmunk voice] "RED RUM RED RUMMMM..."

This was on the side of a wedding cake, so....

...looks like someone DID believe it's not butter.

And finally, the best cookie cake mic drop ever:

BYE BICTHIS.

Thanks to Ryan U., Kaleigh E., KT, LJ, & Aleisha C. for the fond farewell.

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The Dog Days of "Bummer"

Tomorrow is National Dog Day! Quick! Make a cake effigy of your favorite pooch and slit its throat!

See, NOW it's a party.

(Also, I just realized "your favorite pooch" could have gone a very different direction. So you're welcome.)

As an unabashed cat person (CATS RULE, DOGS SNIFF YOUR CROTCH), I must admit to the occasional evil snicker over stuff like this:

::snicker::

Perhaps even be a bit of a chortle:

Ahehheheheehe

Or the teensiest, tiniest, guffaw:

MWAHAHHAAAAAHAAAA!

And since I showed you a cat autopsy cake last week, this seems only fair:

I'm guessing the customer specified NO NUTS.

[....]

Ahem.

So, in conclusion:

Happy Dog Day, e'erbody!

Thanks to Andrea W., Meredith H., Annabel J., April A., Emily Z., & Krysmon for the doggone treasures.

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