OH BOY

How hard is it to write, "It's a boy"?

LET'S FIND OUT.

Oooh, so close.

Less close.

No...

"Bay?" Really?

And yet they nailed "congratulations."

[massaging temples] Two tries, both wrong.

[forehead on keyboard] Well, the "A" is back...

Woohoo!

And finally, the wreckiest version of "It's A Boy" I've seen yet - and which I promise I am not making up:

Ouch.

Thanks to Ashley L., Alison U., Laura M., Suzanne L., Karin A., Heather C., Cat W., Kayla F., Melissa H., & Jill D. for finally finding something worse than the "Finally A Boy" debacle of '08.

*****

P.S. This book cracks me up, it's the perfect gift for a baby shower or any mom who needs a laugh:

There Are Moms Way Worse That You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed A Fantastic Parent

Batman Attacking A Shark With A Light Saber... Plus A Cow Udder

There are lots of crazy cakes out there, minions, but the thing to remember is there are distinctive LEVELS of crazy.

What's that? Do I have examples?

I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED.

Ahem hem hem.

[extending pen-pointer stick thingy]

First, we have Good Crazy:

Because while no one NEEDS a rainbow worm covered in Gummi Bears, why the heck not?

...which can be surpassed by Awesome Crazy:

Or, crazy awesome.

Then we have Bad Crazy:

That's right, running down frisbee players with your new birthday car is bad, Mark. BAAAAD.

First, let's just assume that says "Curt."

Second, Why?

Third, Why?

And fourth, SWEET STAY PUFT WHYYYYYY?!

Ahem.

Also, celebrating the US Navy's birthday with a sinking Titanic isn't so great, either:

And finally - and my personal favorite - we have Bat Sh*t Crazy.

This is the crazy that isn't bad, and isn't good. It's the Chaotic Neutral of crazy, if you will.

(And if you got that, YOU ARE SUCH A NERD. [let's be friends])

For example:

Soccer player butts next to badly rendered Pixar characters.

And of course:

Cow udders.

Thanks to Jessica B., Dana G., Richard W., Lindsay D., Brian E., Anony M., & Cheryl S., who could really see herself understanding cows.

(I'm so proud of that pun I actually teared up a little, you guys. WHAT.)

*****

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