If Cake Croutons Become A Thing, I WANT CREDIT

It's the day before Thanksgiving here in America, my friends, but ALL of us could stand to be more thankful for the little things in life.

Like turkeys giving birth to pilgrim hats:

And old Halloween flotsam:

For floating scarecrow heads:

Desperate store managers trying to get rid of old stock:

And spurting turkey cannons:

For turkeys with exploding butts:

("My bad.")

And sad pilgrim heads:

For goobles:

And gobles:

And all those many, many Thanks Given:

Not to mention all the bakers who actually think it's spelled that way.

For giant salads with cake croutons:

(I dunno. But I like it.)

And for knowing that, while you can't polish a turd, you CAN stick a paper tail in it and call it a turd-key:

But most of all, lets be thankful for our friends, our family, and for this guy:

Because, c'mon, look at him.

LOOK AT HIM.

Hope you have a great Thanksgiving, minions! Maybe have the pie.

Also giving thanks for Shannon R., Marah S., Lucretia J., Chris H., Sabrina K., Lee V., Sarah S., Juanita G., Pamela T., Christopher F., James L., Tanya D., & Diane G. Gooble 'til ya drooble, guys.

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P.S. We like floofs here, yes?

This is our cat Suki, and she luuuuurves these sticks so much I figured I should tell y'all about them.

Silvervine Cat Chew Sticks

If your cats don't react to catnip, try these; they're branches from a different plant with the same effect. My cats happen to love both, but I prefer Silvervine since the sticks are less messy than loose catnip, plus help clean their teeth.

Even better, a 10-pack of sticks is only $6, and they last forever. It's been 2 years and I'm still on my second pack. Every couple months I'll scrape off a little bark to expose more of the wood underneath, which freshens the effect; the cats are EXTRA interested afterward. (The sticks have no smell for humans, btw.) Highly, HIGHLY recommend for your feline friends.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Of Newspapers And Key Wangs

Q: What did Sarah get when she ordered a newspaper cake like this for her Dad's birthday?

(by Jo's Cakes)

A: Something black and white and wrecked all over.

(On the plus side, at least it wasn't for a big milestone birthday or anyth... oh.)

I hear these guys are out standing in their field:

Suh-WHEAT!

So do you think Kati needs help healing or falling?

Either way, at least we know what the baker could do better.

"Gimme an E!
"Gimme an R!
"What's that spell?"

DANGIT, BARB.

And finally, how do I know this is supposed to be a car key?

Because I'm a sporty little number, and it's TURNING ME ON.

Heyyyyooooo!!

(Just kidding.)

(I'm not sporty.)

Thanks to Sarah R., Min, Kati, Edward P., & Jennifer T., who much prefers driving a hard... bargain.

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P.S. While we're flirting with that PG-13 rating we may as well talk about bewbs, right? So here's a shout-out to my favorite wire-free bra, which I just bought four more of this month:

Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, these are incredibly comfortable. I watch the listing and usually buy any color that goes under $20, and as of this writing "Toasted Almond", gray, and black are all $15 in my size. Definitely click over and check all the colors in your size. (I'm a 34DDD and wear a Large, if that helps.)

Oh, and be sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how they look on larger tracts of land.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: