Last weekend marked the first below-90-degree weather we've had in Orlando in nearly six months! Woohoo!
Which means I can now officially say...
Y'all have GOT to be kidding me.
And now for something completely unrelated…
Boop boop be SWEET LORD IN HEAVEN.
Thanks to Myriah L. and Stephanie A. for showing us that Betty Boop really does defy the laws of physics.
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P.S. This seems appropriate:
You know bakeries are cracking down pretty hard when they feel the need to remove the "ass" from "Associate."
"Oh, thank goodness! Now our children are safe!"
Thanks to Stephen H. & Julie W., who I assume will be assuaged by my assurance that this situation will be assessed by my asstute associates.
Fun Fact: If you add an extra "s" to "astute," it sounds like "ass toot."
You're welcome.
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P.S. I found you some additional reading:
Farty Facts: An Illustrated Guide To The Science, History, And Art Of Farting
Yes it's a real book, I can't believe I have to clarify that. A worthy gift for all students of life, or for anyone who has a butt.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
