8 Cake Love Notes Gone Wrong

It's National Love Note Day, but don't be boring and write an actual note; order a cake, instead!

Bakers are standing by to tell your sweetheart how you really feel, using one of these convenient, pre-selected designs!

Just choose from:

The Boxer:

Don't forget the wine to go with all that cheese!

The Pictionary:

(Sorry, Carol can't draw sheep.)

The Shining:

All work and no cake decorating makes Jack a dull boy!

The Foreshadowing:

o.0

The Hidden Message:

If only that heart was upside down. IF ONLY.

The "Keeping It Casual":

Or, since I see no comma, The "Keeping It Cannibal!"
BahahahaaaaEW.

The "Kenya West":

"Now THAT'S lov..." [mic snatched out of hand]

"Imma let you finish, but 'Kenya' is one of the best Kanye misspellings of all time."

And finally, our best seller!

The Silver Lining:

Thanks to Rebecca C., Beth P., Mary R., Andrew B., Kelsey B., Lisa D., Heather R., & Shaunna R. for hitting all the wrong notes.

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Wait, one more punny one!

The last line of this bear’s product description reads, “Will be less creepy if they actually know who you are,” and if that doesn’t sum up my philosophy on flirting then nothing does. A++ 

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

How The South Celebrates The First Week Of Autumn

It's the first week of Autumn, minions, and I think I speak for ALL Floridians when I glare bitterly at everyone north of us for daring to have temperatures below 85 degrees.

That's not so say we don't know how to party Autumnal style here in the South, though, because BOY HOWDY DO WE.

First there are the hurricanes.

Dorian was just an appetizer.

Then we get our second Love Bug Season of the year, because oh yes, we get two. (Jealous?)

I was about to say the real ones aren't this cute, but who am I kidding. These are terrifying.

And hey, up North has pretty falling leaves? Well WE'VE GOT DEAD FOLIAGE, TOO:

Boom.

Not to mention all our spontaneous swimming pools...

And colorful baked-on sidewalk casualties....

Plus - PLUS! - these things bakers keep claiming are flamingos.

Sure, bakers. 

Sure.

Well, happy Fall, y'all. Now if you'll excuse me, I'mma go crank the A/C, sprinkle some plastic leaves around the house, and online shop for cute knee-high boots I'll never wear.

Thanks to Miriam S., Dawn Z., Maryssa R., PJ S., Shannon C., & Kara H., for making like a wreckerator, and plastic leaving. (That joke almost made sense in my head.)

I promise I was looking for something Autumn-related, but this t-shirt simply demanded to be shared:

Welcome To Florida t-shirt

Bahahaha! 

(Hey, I live here. I'm allowed.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: