Sunday Sweets: Flights of Fancy

Today, we're going to talk about the birds...

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(By Viva la Tarta)

 

...and the bees.

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(By Dlishcupcakes)

 

That's right! We're talking about Things that Fly!

(You look relieved. Why? What else would we talk about?)

There are kites:

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(By Sweet Treats by Sandra)

 

...balloons in bunches:

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(By Mutlu Dukkan)

 

...or filled with hot air:

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(By K Noelle Cakes)

 

...and airplanes!

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(by Gateau Delice)

 

Sometimes all at the same time:

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(By That Baking Girl)

I'd make a kite/balloon/airplane joke here, but I think it'd go over your head.
:D

 

Let's see, what else?

There are dragonflies:

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(By Joylicious Cakes)

 

...and dragons that fly:

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(By La Torta Perfetta)

...which means they have to land somewhere.

 

Don't ever believe pigs can't fly.

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(By Carlos Lischetti Sugar Art)

Heck, with enough thrust (or pixie dust) anything can fly.

 

All the way out of this world!

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(By Cakey Cake)

 

In fact, if I could fly...

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(By Alchemists of Cake)

...I think I'd Never Land.

Wouldn't that be Sweet?

 

Happy Sunday, everyone!

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P.S. Hang on, I can't believe we forgot butterflies!

I used this 84-pc butterfly set to make a gorgeous wreath for John's room, I know you crafters are gonna love them:

(3D Butterfly Wall Magnet Set)

They're double-sided and come with both magnets and stickers. Definitely browse the projects in the reviews, there are so many pretty ideas!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

You Might Be A Wreckerator If...

Bakers, do you worry that you, too, might be a wreckerator?

Well, have no fear, pastry pros! There are plenty of warning signs to look for:

 

You Might Be A Wreckerator If....

- ...you consider "happy" a four-letter word.

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- ...your cakes have more plastic on them than frosting.

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- ...when you say, "I could just eat you up!" to a baby, you really mean it.

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"It's...looking at me."
"Ugly little spud, isn't it?"
"I think it can hear you, Ray."

 

- ...cupcake cakes are your "specialty."

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- ...your family crest says, "Spell check is for loosers."

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 - ...you not only know what this is, you think it's well done:

 

- ...you're frequently asked what time the earthquake hit.

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- ...you pride yourself on following customer requests to the letter:

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And finally, you might be a wreckerator if...

...you have to ban photography in your bakery to stop your cakes from showing up on Cake Wrecks.

(I get the e-mails, folks; I know you're out there!)

 

Thanks to Kimber, Amy S., Lori M., Carrie M., Whitney, Mary Rose, Liz, Stephanie B., Lisa R., & JR, who think it'd make more sense to just hire better bakers, but that's why they're not "good" management material.

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P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: