*Bonk*

Warning: A supposedly naughty cake ahead. (But good luck seeing it.)

"We asked for Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc."

"This was our Hello Kitty cake:"

"They told us those were flames."

"Believe it or not, it's supposed to be a penis."

Thanks to Amy J., Cindy P., Sara W., & Sarah H., who all knew it was bound to happen sooner or later.

*****

P.S. I did a ton of research to find the best Christmas lights last year, and I think you're going to love these:

BrizLabs Color-Changing Christmas Lights

This is a 115 feet of LED lights, which you can change from warm white to multi-color to any combination of the two! They have 11 different settings like "slo-glow" and "breathing," a remote control, and even built-in timers. All for $22 Prime! This is BY FAR the best price for the most features I've found, plus they have over 1,900 positive reviews.

John & I installed 3 strands of these lights on our friends' house last year, and they lasted all season and are back up again this year, going strong:

We lined a pathway, made an 8-foot light tree, and trimmed the house, all with 3 strands! Highly recommend. (Also we made all the gingerbread things ourselves! You can see how over on Epbot.)

Pipe Dreams

"Okay, Tiger, you can do this. It's just an engagement cake, nothing to be afraid of.

"Here goes..."

"Steady... steeeeady..."

"Perfect!

"Now to finish up the delicate vine-work on this wedding cake."

[grunting]

"This next one calls for 'Cornelli Lace'. Huh."

"NAILED IT."

And for my piece de resistance, a magical Cinderella coach for the bride and groom's table!!

WITNESS THE MAJESTY OF MY CREATION!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

HAHA!

Heh. Aheh.

I should probably go back to the deli now.

Thanks to Jenna P., Jade C., Catherine C., and Vanessa S. for letting me play with clipart again.

*****

P.S. I did a ton of research to find the best Christmas lights last year, and I think you're going to love these:

BrizLabs Color-Changing Christmas Lights

This is a 115 feet of LED lights, which you can change from warm white to multi-color to any combination of the two! They have 11 different settings like "slo-glow" and "breathing," a remote control, and even built-in timers. All for $22 Prime! This is BY FAR the best price for the most features I've found, plus they have over 1,900 positive reviews.

John & I installed 3 strands of these for friends last year, and they lasted all season and are back in action again this month. Highly recommend.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot: