*Bonk*

Warning: A supposedly naughty cake ahead. (But good luck seeing it.)

"We asked for Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc."

"This was our Hello Kitty cake:"

"They told us those were flames."

"Believe it or not, it's supposed to be a penis."

Thanks to Amy J., Cindy P., Sara W., & Sarah H., who all knew it was bound to happen sooner or later.

*****

P.S. I did a ton of research to find the best Christmas lights last year, and I think you're going to love these:

BrizLabs Color-Changing Christmas Lights

This is a 115 feet of LED lights, which you can change from warm white to multi-color to any combination of the two! They have 11 different settings like "slo-glow" and "breathing," a remote control, and even built-in timers. All for $22 Prime! This is BY FAR the best price for the most features I've found, plus they have over 1,900 positive reviews.

John & I installed 3 strands of these lights on our friends' house last year, and they lasted all season and are back up again this year, going strong:

We lined a pathway, made an 8-foot light tree, and trimmed the house, all with 3 strands! Highly recommend. (Also we made all the gingerbread things ourselves! You can see how over on Epbot.)