And Now, A Crappy Song From Aladdin

I can show you poo swirls

Shiny, glistening, fetid!

Wreckerator, just when did you cast 

all good taste aside?

I can open your eyes

Take you blunder...

... by bluuuunder

Cakey dreams torn asunder

as the giant cupcake sighs.

Day glow poo swiiiiiirls

A new, wrecktastic form of goo!

I think that WE should go. Let's TAKE it slow!

I hear the bride is screaming...

No more poo swiiiiirls!

They're just not something you should chew

So, let's be candid here:

It's crystal clear!

that gangrenous poo swirls 

will never do.

Thanks to Cameron F., Holt, Carrie G., Eric C., Erin E., Talia B., Marlissa D., Anony M., Meagan B., and Anne for opening up whole new worlds of wreckage.

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How (Not) To Practice Proper Etiquette With Cake

It's National Etiquette Week, a time of reflection on how we, too, can be more etiquettey.

So let's start with our cakes, shall we? I mean, this is a cake blog, you like looking at cakes... it just all kinda works.

So:

1) Don't talk about poo.

2) Or have edible icing poo.

3) Or have pictures of Pooh on poo.

Seriously, you people are starting to worry me.

4) Don't talk about money

5) Or the birthday girl's recent weight gain.

And finally, and most importantly:

6) Don't go into the kitchen at your friend's party and cut yourself a slice of cake before they do the whole candles-and-song thing, like this guy:

Not cool, man. NOT COOL.

Thanks to Rachel B., Alison T., Jerri C., Gomez, Jessica S., Diana K., Anony M., & Nathan M. for making us all better etiquetters. Go forth and etiquette good, peeps!

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P.S. It's just good manners to offer your guests a drink... in these rockin' Star Wars glasses:

Star Wars "Helmet Hues" Tumblers, Set of 4

LOVING these colors, and they're 33% off this week, so under $30 for the set!